"Camaro: For those who want to kick AND chase tail at the same time."

 

"Anticipation of emancipation."

 

ok thanks folks...site admins please feel free to ban me now...g'night.

 

hope its backed up though! would become terrible advertisment rly fast if it was slower....

 

Honestly, I think GM should use this. Marketing classes always say never to mention the competition's name... but let me tell ya, it's time that GM really showed some ***** and machismo in the advertising field.

 

That may be true but I must reiterate that statements such as that could land GM in trouble. Ford would slap a libel suit on them faster than a Pinto breaks down.

 

Haven't posted in a while, but I can't pass this up....

for a commercial, totally black screen, flash of high beams only showing the front of the car, AC/DCs Back in Black playing in the background. Last shot showing a bowtie and says "coming soon to a track near you" below it.

I miss the bowtie.

"Ford would slap a libel suit on them faster than a Pinto breaks down"
Wow, quote of the year!

 

back in black = already used to death by motorola on the black razor (it worked cause i bought it)

V8 camaro being slow?= NOT going to happen, even if it weighs 4K

"Evolution of the Revolution"= Pure genious

 

why thank you friend!

 

any more? come on...

 

Ok here is my attempt at advertising. I have read them all over a cup of coffee and they are all great ideas. This would be a tv commercial, goes something like this.

You see a quiet street in a residential, surburban neighbourhood on a beautiful Sunday morning with birds chirping. You see Mustangs, Challengers and imports in their driveways then text across the screen:

FRESH FROM HIBERNATION!

Then off in the distance you would hear a garage door opening, the camera pans over to that house. Then another text across the screen, a line taken from Pearl Harbor:

THE COMPETITON HAS AWAKEN THE GIANT!

You hear the Camaro fire up, in the blackened out garage all you see is the headlights, then you see the dust and dirt that was kicked up from the exhuast swirling out in front of the headlights, the driver revs it a little, slowly makes its way out of the driveway then lets it rip down the street leaving behind double S's, birds flying out of their trees and neighbours running out their front doors in their PJ's to see nothing but taillights, an all too familiar sight. Then another text as the screen fades to black:

CHEVROLET CAMARO - SHOCK AND AWE!

professional driver, do not attempt, closed road course.

 

No offense guys...but most of these ads are the most corny things I've ever heard, and I'd wager 80% or more of the viewing public would have no idea what you're talking about.

Keep it simple, in lines with what was in the first post.

"Camaro, bash your head into the wall, stomp your teeth out, have sex on the hood, and flip off mustang drivers" doesn't roll off the tongue or stick in your mind as well as successful advertising slogans.

Perhaps I'm missing the scope of this thread. Some of your slogans would be pretty cool to see in a car magazine ad, but for a national ad on TV or something, it's gotta be simple and catchy.

"The Camaro is back; and better than ever."

 

A play on GM's "Then and Now" campaign...

Then: 30 mpg + low emissions = 100 horsepower
Now: 30 mpg + low emissions = 400 horsepower
The all new Camaro, with great power comes great responsibility.

(all right, I stole the last part from Spiderman)
Something like this would help dispel the myth that the Camaro still gets 5 mpg and is a smog machine.

 

EAT BOWTIE

If not, i like the Evolution or Revolution

 

any more? come on guys, let's get something GM will use!