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Old 07-08-2003 | 12:44 AM
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i need ricer jokes!!

i got alot of ricer friends and we constantly rag on each other's cars... they are mostly rice burners and i got a few jokes for them:

imports are like ******-- cheap and easy to leave behind

imports are like tampons-- every pu$$y has one

there's no replacement for cubic inch displacement

and so on and so on.....

BUT I NEED SOME NEW MATERIAL!! any ideas??? if so please post i wanna dog these sobs! THANKS!!
Old 07-08-2003 | 01:04 AM
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I have plenty of jokes but the apperance Forum is no place for this subject.


Try the lounge. Also check out www.riceboypage.com
Old 07-08-2003 | 01:18 AM
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the one i always see is.
what?
your honda has 1.6 liters and my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2 liters.


something like that!
lol!
Old 07-08-2003 | 01:20 AM
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Talking

LOL
Old 07-08-2003 | 07:43 AM
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Brent hasn't been in yet this morning I see...(Lounge Material).

I have a couple of ricer story's though that are hillarious - you should e-mail them some of those - they'd appreciate that.
Old 07-08-2003 | 08:28 AM
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Nah...if you want to dog em...just carry around a bowl with you with the word rice on it. Whenever they pull up...just hold up your bowl. Then you will be cool.




















Old 07-08-2003 | 08:59 AM
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how about this one: my lug nutz require more torque than your car produces.

i like that one
Old 07-08-2003 | 09:06 AM
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Old 07-08-2003 | 10:38 AM
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This doesn't belong here and it's already in the Lounge so I'm just going to close it.
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