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funny!
George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang,
"Howzit George!", a broken english voice said. "This is Koos here from the Doringboom Bar in South Africa. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!
"Well, Koos," George replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army? "Right now," said Koos, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin John , my next door neighbor Tall Hannes, my housekeepers husband, Jonas and his three brothers, and the entire billiard team from the pub. That makes twelve!"
George paused. "I must tell you Koos, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
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"F**k!", said Koos. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Koos called again. "George my buddy, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Koos?" George asked. "Well, we have 4 Toyota Hilux pick-ups, two combi's, a bulldozer, a 12-seater taxi that can take 22 people, and Fat Gert's tractor.
George sighed. "I must tell you Koos, that I have 26,000 tanks and 24,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."<o></o>
Koos said: "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Koos rang again the next day. "George old pal, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Mike’s two-seater airplane with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit and four guys from the Pretoria angling club have joined us as well!"
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George was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have 20,000 bombers and 30,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to THREE MILLION!"<o></o>
"Holy sh*t!" said Koos, "I'll have to ring you back".
Sure enough, Koos called again the next day. "Hey George! I am sorry to tell you that we have to call off the war. "I'm sorry to hear that," said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Koos, "we've all had a long chat and decided there's no way we can feed three million prisoners."<o></o>
"Howzit George!", a broken english voice said. "This is Koos here from the Doringboom Bar in South Africa. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!
"Well, Koos," George replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army? "Right now," said Koos, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin John , my next door neighbor Tall Hannes, my housekeepers husband, Jonas and his three brothers, and the entire billiard team from the pub. That makes twelve!"
George paused. "I must tell you Koos, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
<o
></o>"F**k!", said Koos. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Koos called again. "George my buddy, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Koos?" George asked. "Well, we have 4 Toyota Hilux pick-ups, two combi's, a bulldozer, a 12-seater taxi that can take 22 people, and Fat Gert's tractor.
George sighed. "I must tell you Koos, that I have 26,000 tanks and 24,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."<o
></o>Koos said: "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Koos rang again the next day. "George old pal, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Mike’s two-seater airplane with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit and four guys from the Pretoria angling club have joined us as well!"
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></o>George was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have 20,000 bombers and 30,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to THREE MILLION!"<o
></o>"Holy sh*t!" said Koos, "I'll have to ring you back".
Sure enough, Koos called again the next day. "Hey George! I am sorry to tell you that we have to call off the war. "I'm sorry to hear that," said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Koos, "we've all had a long chat and decided there's no way we can feed three million prisoners."<o
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That's frickin' hysterical!!!
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