So as usually I am running a little late, one problem with this, I have a very strict asian teacher that deducts points if oyu show up late ot his class.


so... I am hauling butt to get on campus, all attempts to park legally are futile...

so I go to my usual, "sneak into a teacher lot" parking lot, but to my dismay, their is a parking services truck with a guy out writing a ticket. He obviously looks over at my car pulling in because well... it still has a $0 modded exhaust system on it, and I have been to lazy to hook it back up. I was debating about my SUPER EMERGENCY PARKING spot but decided this may not be a big enough emergency to warrant that type of parking.

I see a spot, I think, its worth a shot I say Risky business on cable last night "Every now and then you just have to say What the ****? and do it" so I said, "What the ****?" and park. I get out and look at the guy, he looks back, our eyes locked, and I hear the music from the good the bad and the ugly in the background. I think to myself, he has passed my section, will he put it in reverse and back up to my car and check if I have a decal(I have a hangtag and dark tint so he will likely have to leave the AC in his truck to come check it out), or will he jsut continue on and assume, no one has the ***** to illegally park 3 spots down form a parking services truck, look the guy in the eye and leave.

I get out to class at 2:59, deadline is 3:00, I leave class at 4:20, and walk to my car, I had my fingers crossed and came upon my car to notice, I am free and clear! NO ticket, get in my car and drive off with a grin...

Eric > UCF parking services.

 

should have given the guy the sig heil **** solute

stupid ucf parking **** bastards

 

haha after the hurricane, stopped by home depot witha freind to get some wall clamps for holding cables down.

We parked near a UCF parking services truck at home depot.

We wrote something like $20 FINE CHICKENFECKER! and put it under the windshield.

 

damn your a good writer. your not taking any english classes are you? lol good story

 

Is it Hoon Park?

 

That's exactly who I was thinking of.

Damn, Eric, you all a ballsy sonofabitch.

 

Yep I have Hoon Park

It was funny the first day of class he said something like, aftermath of hurricane Charley was worse then when his neighborhood got napalmed during Vietnam...

I wasn't sure if I should laugh or if I should, apologize or something...

 

Maybe one day he'll learn the difference between "then" and "than". Then I'll applaud his literary progress.

BTW - good job owning the ***** Eric. You've been busted enough times that you were due a freebie. I wouldn't try it again though.

 

"Misssta! Misssta! Why you late? TAKE A SEAT!!!!!!"