It pulled up next to me at the light. Two females in a new Turbo VW Beetle. The girls looked my way, kinda older then my liking, but still cute. I'm thinking whatever, they probably admire the rumble of the TPI 5.7 my Iroc emits out into the cold night air. Anyways. Green light and this thing takes off like a half eaten Krispy Kream on jet packs.You could hear the turbo spool up. I'm like o.k. That's fine.So I go half throttle testing the field curious to see how long she plans on going speedy Gonzales on me. Next light comes up and a car gets in front of me while the beetle is still on the front left of me. We idle for a little then light turns green and while the car in front drives on the beetle to my front left just waits. I'm like WTF? So I start moving and I look to my side and see both both girls laughing while looking towards me. Then the girl on the passenger seat said something that pissed me off.

She rolled down her window and said "If the owners of the car you drive are as slow in bed as they are on the street, I'll pass" then she sticks her tounge out and they take off. I was like "Oh hell no!" I roll up my windows. So I play catch up, but I easily catch up with the car in front of me. All of a sudden they brake hard and move from the left lane into my lane, but behind me. So now I'm in front and were both in the same lane. I try to cool it because I wasnt trying to get into an accident. But we come to another red light and I start getting beeped at. I'm like now what? And its the same blue beetle but now their flashing their high beams at me while it was still a red light!

My import racer friend riding with me then said "damn you dont even got respect from a beetle with female drivers!" Instantly when he said that I lay rubber on tarmac in the form of a stand still. I burn up real good just enough to not see the beetle in my rear view.It's loud and I'm loving every second of it. They stop honking and the light in front turns green. They try to get to the side of me but I keep cutting them off so I'm just toying with them at this point.The car in front of me turns right so I have the front open. I turn right and then left in to a short alley way. Then I turn left again to time myself to meet up with the beetle at the next intersecton. So the VWs facing north while im facing west from the east side of the intersection.

They roll past me so I turn right and pull up right behind them real quick. I flash my high beams at them with my fog light on a few times and could tell their trying to loose me. We come up at a stop sign and while we both slow down I rev at her a few times while she never completely stops she continues to a rolling stop then guns it. So I respond and pass them up from the left side to cut them off from the front.We came to the last intersection and while we waited for the green again they pull up to the left side of me and one of them signals me to lower my window. So I did and the passenger then said "OK we under estimated your car, lets call it even." the light turned green and then I said "If the girls driving beetles like you are that over confident, you must not get to much action in bed from guys who drive cars like me see what you have." LOL! you should have see the look on her face! I then skirted off and told my friend "See we muscle car guys don't strut what we have unless we get prevoked. But if we get prevoked, were relentless and leave no chance of confidence left in our prey."

Leason learned: Turbo Beetles are fast, but not fast enough.

 

I thought it was good not to be "fast" in bed. Good kill.

 

Gotta watch out for those beetles, the sunflower in the dashboard mod is good for atleast 50.

 

I burn up real good just enough to not see the beetle in my rear view.It's loud and I'm loving every second of it.

lol i would have too.... that is amazing and it sounds fun.... i think i am going to have to try that!

 

Great kill story! Always had a gripe against turbo'd beetles.

 

Nice comeback statement....really NICE

 

good story, but a better ending woul dbe you getting it on with both or at least one of the girls....show her what muscle car drivers are really like.....lol. Take one for the team.....hehe

 

190ish hp car... you should have raced for $

 

or sex

 

Always race a hot girl for...SEX

 

"See we muscle car guys don't strut what we have unless we get prevoked. But if we get prevoked, were relentless and leave no chance of confidence left in our prey"

GOLD!oh..good kill too.haha

 

I liked the smoke show idea too!

BTW, I had no problems with a Turbo Beetle with my family in my wife's car - a 2001 Stratus ES 2.7 w/AutoStick.

I only ran to 70 and had a couple of car-legnths.

TankII